Van Millimeter

What is Van Millimeter?

Hung like a poodle. A man with a tiny penis.

Hey Van Millimeter, water's cold today, ey buddy?

Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.

See tiny, cold, poodle

Ossomness

1. Another stupid hipster way to type "awesomeness" to save time and keystrokes while sitting on their lazy, spoiled and corrupte..

Grandmas Crack

1. That certain smell in the morning when you wake up at your grandma's house. Usually not understood til the mid teens. Smells almost..

Travelling Wilbury

1. A bloody penis 'on the road', typically resulting from intercourse with a female 'on the rag'. A mobile whinnet (ex..

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