Van Millimeter

What is Van Millimeter?


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Hung like a poodle. A man with a tiny penis.

Hey Van Millimeter, water's cold today, ey buddy?

Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.

See tiny, cold, poodle


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