Absure

What is Absure?

To be absolutely sure of a fact (often found on the internet).

I'm absure that we can't fit five elephants in this mini.

Florida Hook

1. The unbelievably fucking annoying practice on the highway where one cruises at or below the speed limit in the left lane and at the last..

Ucdf

1. (n.) acronym: stands for "uber cunt douche fuck". It describes a guy who is an absolute user and/or man-whore. This guy will..

Ecotarian

1. Similar to a vegetarian with an emphasis on local, organic foods. Some may eat wild meat, such as venison, if available. Yo dude, lets..

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