Absure

What is Absure?

To be absolutely sure of a fact (often found on the internet).

I'm absure that we can't fit five elephants in this mini.

Ryan Soup

1. Expensive, ponced up soup that comes in a carton and not a tin, and is titled in an extremely homosexual fashion i.e. 'cream of mil..

Ill Beat You With A Tube Sock

1. filling a tube sock with pennies or a couple bars of soap and whoopin some ass... bitch "ill beat you with a tube sock" full ..

Zepplins

1. Large breasts, usually independent thinking from their host creature, that arise from a womans chest. Jeeze, look at those Zepplins on ..

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