Absure

What is Absure?

To be absolutely sure of a fact (often found on the internet).

I'm absure that we can't fit five elephants in this mini.

Infearmation

1. The news we get from the media to keep us in formation. Sars, Y2K, Killer-Bees, Gas Shortages..

Eskimo Stranger

1. When you put your hand into a glass of ice water for five to ten minutes (until it goes completely numb and cold), then masturbate. Extr..

Sit This One Out

1. Popular Brit vernacular used when you just can't face taking part in something. First used in days of yore when people sat at the s..

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