Absurtardiculous Edit Meaning

1. a really really big cock "hey look at that for a nayd." "oh yeah get that nayd in my mouth" See cock, willy, dick,..

1. n. Masturbating with a well lubed hand of a passed out girl. Ever since Petey donned the velvet glove for the first time, his life has ..

1. tall white male police officer whom drives around in a soccer mom van and likes to pull his gun out on black kids for no reason port wa..