Absurtardiculous Edit Meaning

1. When you are masterbating to the beat of The Super Mario Bros. and your scrotum goes aflame while you are possessed by the ghost of Nanc..

1. A slang term for multiple kinds of inebriants, most commonly used in reference to Marijuana. I smoke kolto because it makes me happy...

1. Noun. After you've taken your garbage out to the street, these shadowy figures come out in the night to take part of it that they p..