Acalanes High School

What is Acalanes High School?


1.

A high school in Lafayette, California where all the guys are douche bags and none of the girls are as attractive as they think they are.

Although they are the flagship school of the district Acalanes is plagued with alcoholism and poor athletics. They maintain high GPAs through easy courses and rich parents bribing teachers.

Throughout the district Acalanes is known as being "that school" and is universally disliked by the surrounding high schools.

EX:

1) "Dude don't piss off that acalanes fag. His dad will probably hire someone to fight for him"

2) "I'm glad I attend (insert any other northern california school)..."

"Me too... I enjoy hot girls and not being a tool"

"Yep! Can't find that at Acalanes High School"

See acalanes, miramonte, campo, northgate, college park, high school, northern california, california, concord, lafayette, orinda, walnut creek, alamo


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