Hollister Man

What is Hollister Man?


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A tall man who is very talented at playing the violin. He likes to run in his spare time while wearing blue booty shorts. Hollister (and sometimes Abercrombie) gives him the power to be so awesome at the violin. If there's ever a day when he doesn't wear Hollister, he completely sucks at life.

Hollister Man really sucks at playing today. Maybe it's because he isn't wearing Hollister?

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