What is Ace Hardware?
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When a person has reached such a level of douchebaggery that they have surpassed
Man, Frank used to be a toolbag, but now he's a freakin Ace Hardware.
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A tool so great, thus needing to be promoted to the next level of toolness.
Chris is an Ace Hardware.
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A huge tool/toolshed that is so big it needs to be a hardware instead of a toolshed.
You are toolshed, no ur such a tool shed that you are an ace hardware.
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The noise your stomach makes when you are hungry.
What a loud borborygmi your stomach just made! Go eat a sammich!
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The moment at which drunken euphoria peaks and, unless properly managed, could lead to a blue screen collapse/failure -- typically occur..