Ace Hardware

What is Ace Hardware?

When a person has reached such a level of douchebaggery that they have surpassed tool, toolbag, and toolshed, they become an Ace Hardware.

Man, Frank used to be a toolbag, but now he's a freakin Ace Hardware.

A tool so great, thus needing to be promoted to the next level of toolness.

Chris is an Ace Hardware.

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A huge tool/toolshed that is so big it needs to be a hardware instead of a toolshed.

You are toolshed, no ur such a tool shed that you are an ace hardware.

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3/13/37

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Mamouth

1. super gigant cock, found normally on animals. gerald wright is hung like a mamouth See huge, cock, penetration, poop..

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