What is Ace Hardware?
1.
When a person has reached such a level of douchebaggery that they have surpassed
Man, Frank used to be a toolbag, but now he's a freakin Ace Hardware.
2.
A tool so great, thus needing to be promoted to the next level of toolness.
Chris is an Ace Hardware.
See
3.
A huge tool/toolshed that is so big it needs to be a hardware instead of a toolshed.
You are toolshed, no ur such a tool shed that you are an ace hardware.
See
Random Words:
1.
the harness a ho uses for holding plastic or metal dildos for shafting her biatch
(in a shop) excuse me sir will this dildo fit my exqu..