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The Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)
To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
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A portly gentleman who has a head like Frankenstein and a big fat pot belly to match.
Usually seen wearing a dressing gown.
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