Athlete's Dick

What is Athlete's Dick?

To masturbate in a dirty sock, when there are no clean alternatives

Dave 'Dude, i think i got tinea on my balls'

Louis 'On your balls???'

Dave 'Athlete's dick'

Louis 'Ah...Gotta roll with the clean socks bro'

See wank, crank

a chemical imbalance {not reconized by A.M.A} that causes a man to use his penis like you would use equipment in an competitive sport.

girl,i know he's fine and got money, but he got athlete's dick, his bed room's got a revolving door.

See player, male slut, horndog

O'dark Thirty

1. Same as o'dark hundred. Way too fucking early to be outside working--or patrolling, if you are in the military. By the time I got..

1. OX (noun): a slang term used to describe a sharp blade im gonna cut that foo with mah ox 2. 1. A box cutter or razor carried as a wea..

Messy Thirds

1. getting to fuck a chick that both your boy and his boy got to fuck that night Yo dude...i've got sloppy seconds on that bitch afte..

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