Athlete's Dick

What is Athlete's Dick?

To masturbate in a dirty sock, when there are no clean alternatives

Dave 'Dude, i think i got tinea on my balls'

Louis 'On your balls???'

Dave 'Athlete's dick'

Louis 'Ah...Gotta roll with the clean socks bro'

See wank, crank

a chemical imbalance {not reconized by A.M.A} that causes a man to use his penis like you would use equipment in an competitive sport.

girl,i know he's fine and got money, but he got athlete's dick, his bed room's got a revolving door.

See player, male slut, horndog

Iparanoia

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*shifty Eyes*

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I-x-king-x-i

1. The most 'leetest' person you would have ever met! He was pro at UT2k3, Starcraft (with expansion), Diablo II (with expansion,..

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