Actual Barker

What is Actual Barker?

Due to the common use of the word dog to mean an ugly woman, a new phrase was needed to signify a canine. Thus the phrase 'actual barker' was coined.

Jo: OMG check out that dog!

Ellen: What? Where? What's she wearing?

Jo: NO! not a dog girl, a dog, like an actual barker

See dog, ugly, canine, fez, feral

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