Actuarial Jokes

What is Actuarial Jokes?

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.

Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.

examples of actuarial jokes:

"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."

See dead, actuary, boring

Grangrivel

1. Anger-inducing or offensive speech, text, images or other communicative material. "Mr. Fu was speaking grangrivel to me yesterday;..

Rufeus

1. The beatles lost twin, spends his days watching cartoons, could be gay coz he likes teh pretty colors!..

Mast Fest

1. When the masts outnumber the port holes. See Sausage Party. Oh man it's a total mast fest in here. See sausage party, bro down..

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