Actuarial Jokes

What is Actuarial Jokes?

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.

Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.

examples of actuarial jokes:

"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."

See dead, actuary, boring

Lethargic

1. To be lazy, sluggish Msst fat people are lethargic 2. To be lazy, sluggish. Often spending one's life in bed, sleeping one'..

Barbladdik

1. Noun: A condition derived from drinking too much at a bar and refusing to relieve yourself due to your inebriated state. Last night at ..

Snotty Sanchez

1. Making out with someone while you have a runny nose; and the unfortunate result of snot running down, often mixing in with the spit swap..

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