Actuarial Jokes

What is Actuarial Jokes?

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.

Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.

examples of actuarial jokes:

"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."

See dead, actuary, boring

Starvy

1. A lame word immature people made up. So far, no one knows what it means. Person 1: He's such a starvy. Africa Hitler Nazi. HAHAH..

Quarkochronic

1. A word coined in the Polly Platt book "French or Foe" to describe the attitude towards being on time that is prevelant in Medi..

Iau

1. Inappropriate Apostrophe Usage. When somebody uses a ' unnecessarily. <Fred> What size PATA drives do you need? <Bob>..

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