Actuarial Jokes

What is Actuarial Jokes?

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.

Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.

examples of actuarial jokes:

"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."

See dead, actuary, boring

Spellie

1. something you cant spell, also big words that you cant say antidisestablishmentarism is a spellie word See spellie, difficult, word, h..

King Spazoid

1. King spazoid is the guy in Colorado,who rules the spazoidian empire. Always willing to listen and help all who truly seek peace and unit..

Habatake

1. A Japanese word meaning Wings I dunno you make one up using Habatake. See wings, flying, birds, air..

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