Actuarial Jokes

What is Actuarial Jokes?

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.

Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.

examples of actuarial jokes:

"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."

See dead, actuary, boring

Jayswine

1. A smart, talented, pig like creature that has the first name jessica but shortens it to jay so that she can make her name jayswine becau..

Foonooglio

1. the name given to an object or person with extreme intense awesome massive amounts of skill that foonooglio just killed me. See foonoo..

Vivider

1. a lot more vivid, or a lot more apparent after tonight my imagination will be a lot more vivider See obvious, vivid, apparent, clear, ..

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