Actuarial Jokes

What is Actuarial Jokes?


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proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.

Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.

examples of actuarial jokes:

"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."

See dead, actuary, boring


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