Actuarial Jokes

What is Actuarial Jokes?

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.

Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.

examples of actuarial jokes:

"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."

See dead, actuary, boring

Presidentard

1. A cerebrally underdeveloped person who occupies the highest office or position of power, the responsibilities of which are far too great..

Unaudible

1. what you say when you are a retarded useless brit and you actually meant inaudible Hi i'm a huge fucking retard i say unaudible S..

Dome Dial

1. Similar to the Drunk Dial, a Dome Dial is the act of calling a friend or multiple friends while being fellated. Usually proof is needed ..

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