Actuarial Jokes

What is Actuarial Jokes?

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.

Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.

examples of actuarial jokes:

"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."

See dead, actuary, boring

Tassadarsclone

1. Noun: Person on AIM, plays Starcraft a bit to much TassadarsClone is a Cone with an l and its made of Tassadars 2. A stupid peice of ..

Vantucky!

1. Vancouver,WA: The Armpit of Portland, OR, as opposed to it's butthole (Gresham). A city composed of yuppies, rednecks, outlaws and ..

Fadgie

1. 1. Slang for female vagina 2. An offensive term 1. Let me see ya fadgie 2. Stop being such a fadgie See fadgie..

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