Actuarial Jokes

What is Actuarial Jokes?

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.

Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.

examples of actuarial jokes:

"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."

See dead, actuary, boring

Urmson

1. When you really think it would be funny to take out your genitals and smack someone around; when in fact it would just make anyone feel ..

Biker

1. A biker is some one who not only owns a motorbike but rides it for pleasure as well as mere transport. They tend to be a friendly bunch..

Caveho

1. A suburban whore, and filthy tramp who attempts to look like Britney Spears. The type of woman you could only sexually penetrate after y..

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