Actuarial Jokes

What is Actuarial Jokes?

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.

Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.

examples of actuarial jokes:

"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."

See dead, actuary, boring

Yasfc

1. Y - you A - are S - so F - freaking C - cool Elmer, YASFC! or "Hey Elmer," said bri, "YASFC!" See cool, fre..

Vagina Merchant

1. a woman who sells her vagina for crack get off the streets you vagina merchant See whore, prostitute, skank, slut, crackwhore..

Awkin

1. beyond hawking or stinking. Ungodly funky. terrible smell 1. Dude will you quit that stupid shower bet already? You are simply awkin!!!..

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