Actuarial Jokes

What is Actuarial Jokes?

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.

Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.

examples of actuarial jokes:

"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."

See dead, actuary, boring

Applie

1. shortened term of: apple pie. and so lisa was like, "if you combine the words apple and pie, you'd get something ..." an..

Theater Butt

1. The stiff uncomfortable feeling you get on your butt when you are sitting in a theater chair watching a movie. It feels like your butt f..

Fixty

1. A number somewhere between 50 and 60 Yo man, I'm trying to get a quarterof some good. What's it hittin for, I gotta go to the..

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