Actuarial Jokes

What is Actuarial Jokes?

proof that any association with the word actuarial implies boringness and morbidity.

Even attempted humour aimed at ridiculing actuaries fall short due to the blandness of the actuarial profession.

examples of actuarial jokes:

"An actuary is someone who wanted to be an accountant, but didn't have the personality for it."

"An actuary is someone who expects everyone to be dead on time."

See dead, actuary, boring

Vindictive Vagina

1. An angry woman calmly returning the favor to the person who has hurt her; also known as a "VV" or "V-squared"; upsca..

*creepy*

1. The * makes the word a sound. So to write creepy would be itself while *creepy* would be the sound. The sound is a grunt alluding to the..

Ass Beating

1. A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault. Preferably with a nail club Bitch is getting an ass beatin..

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