What is Adam Jacob Melendez?
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A super cool mexican that knows how to dance all rad and get's all the ladies ;]
He likes to sing and run around outside in his boxers with his best friends. And he is sooo NOT a cheek/chink or what the fuck everr. He is my $kank ;D
Adam Jacob Melendez is my best friend.
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An awesomely ugly plaid suit.
I convinced my friend to wear a Diddlebock Suit to the dance.
See ugly, plaid, suit..
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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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