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A euphemism for coitus.
Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting..
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The iPhone Nod is when you own an iPhone and you see another person who owns one and you give them a nod signifying that you are a fello..
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A fart that comes at a fortunate or lucky moment.
Bob knew that it was fartuitous that his nemesis was the only person to get on the el..