Afflectation

What is Afflectation?


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noun.

turn of phrase or saying that betrays the speaker's idiocy and naivette.

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Alyssa: physical or emotional?

Holden: emotional penetration?

Alyssa: i fell in love hard with Caitlin Brie in high school.

Holden: physical?

Alyssa: we had sex.

Holden: yeah, but not real sex.

Alyssa: i move to have that Afflectation stricken from the record on account of it makes you sound like an asshole.

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