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The potential speed at which a situation becomes ridiculous or utterly non-sensical.
John: Hey look, he's about to do that dare.....
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From Scrubs, a double-ended tool consisting of a knife and a wrench. Used by the Janitor to torment J.D. & Turk.
Janitor: "Kni..
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Someone who masterbates in an office environment
Jimmy is an office beater. He worked night shift last night at my desk....now my keybo..