Aggie Joke Edit Meaning

1.

Wide variety of jokes told by UTFans, often including familiar characters such as Smart Longhorn, Dumb Aggie, and Mediocre Baylor Bear. Compare: Longhorn = brunette, Aggie = blonde, Baylor Bear = redhead.

Here's an example:

A longhorn, an Aggie, and a Baylor Bear are traveling in a desert. Each one has brought one thing: The Longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen't dehydrate, the Baylor Bear brought food so he doesn't starve, and the Aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.

Ba-dum-bsssh

Aggie joke: Did you hear that there are three kinds of aggies?

The ones who can't count and the ones who can.

See blonde joke, longhorns, aggies

2.

Joke starring allegedly dumb Texas A & M types. Cf. Polish joke, Newfie jokes in Canada (see Newfie left; Portuguese jokes in Brazil.

Lookit that hound lick his balls! Ah wish Ah could do that!

Go ahead! He don't bite!