Ahmad-saleem

What is Ahmad-saleem?


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A once upon a time hero that use to take over lands and seas with his longing penis, but got his powers taken away because he lost a fight against the indestructible force known as Thaer. Thaer shits all over his face and made him fly to earth where Saleem looses all his powers and becomes an "Ordinary" mortal. He now resides in Urbana where he wacks off to pictures of Merlin Monroe.

Dude Don't be such a Ahmad-Saleem!!!!!

Hey I'll shit on ur face how Thaer did to Ahmad-Saleem!!

See shitting, bodybuilder, throw up, females, beer


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