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take a shit then freeze a log and use it as a dildo
I let my girlfriend use my "Alaskan Popsicle" to please her.
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A circumsized penis that is usually pretty short to begin with, when in an extremely flaccid state (i.e. when thinking of Babs Streisand..
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A phrase used to refer to the internet trend of people cropping the head of one person, perhaps a celebrity, and putting on the body of ..