What is Ahuevado?
1. really pissed off
2. refers to the 'eggs' (huevos) between most mens' legs and the state of having them all tied in a knot
1) Este mai esta´ bien ahuevado por tener esa zorra.
This dude is hating life with that slut of his.
2) Mi tata llego´ demasiado ahuevado porque yo cague en su bano y olio´a pura cluaca.
My pops was ultra-pissed because I dumped in his crapper and it smelled of pure sewage.