What is Airplane?
1.
A cinematic masterpiece; the epitome of comedy. A legendary comedy movie.
-Surely you can't be serious
-I am serious, and stop calling me
Shirley.
2.
A device that is heavier than air, with wings that are fixed in place, and can fly. Usually accompanied by at least one
Airplanes are great fun to fly, and like any tool can be used for good or evil.
"Look at that airplane flying up there!"
3.
A game you play as a child or teenager with your parents or bestfriend. One person lays on the ground on their back while the other one puts their stomach on their partners feet and balances.
WOAH! this is an awesome airplane!
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4.
A vehicle that is better than a woman in every way possible.
It also goes fast and is the safest vehicle statistically.
I had to choose between the wife and an airplane I found the airplane to be cheaper.
I'm glad I have an airplane it never complains like the girlfriend.
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5.
A huge heavy metal penis with wings that somehow manages to suspend itself in the air for large quantities of time, and within its airtight, claustrophobic confines, holds many people who are likely to vomit, drool as they sleep on you shoulder, and talk excessively until you have an overwhelming desire to commit suiside.
"Hey joe how was your trip?"
"Well, on the airplane, the guy in front of me blew chunks all over his laptop, the fat sweaty guy next to me fell asleep on my lap and kept trying to steal my peanuts, and the woman behind me was relating every second of her boring-ass company birthday party from the moment she turned off her alarm clock to the second she washed the triple chocolate cake from her fat ass when she got home."
"... so a pretty average normal trip then, huh?"
"Yea, pretty much."
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6.
performed during doggie style sex when the male partner reaches forward, grabbing the woman's arms and extending them outward, steering her back and forth like an airplane; it is often accompanied by jet noises. The airplane can sometimes lead to the maneuver known as the "terrorist", which is performed by the man simply letting go of said partner's arms.
"Rachel can't play racquetball with us today, her arms are too sore from the airplane"
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7.
(n) a vehicle used for travel above ground.
(v) the act of a woman jerking two men off while being penetrated from behind.
I took an airplane to Des Moines today.
I thought she was my girlfriend until I walked into my condo and saw her airplaning three guys....
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