What is Cockwipe?
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1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.
2. A bad male driver.
3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.
1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"
2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"
3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."
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