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A village in England which is populated almost entirely by chavs.
It is their natural habitat and you can find them roaming free at all..
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The attempt made by the unfortunate toilet user to be left with only a few sheets of toilet paper to finish the job with.
Often due to..
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The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.
Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last nigh..
