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ALPINE CHINOS: fashionable style of clothing favoured by upwardly mobilegentlemen in the SwissAlps.

"Hiram, ya stoopid oldcoot*!" MrsBlumenthal affectionately addressed her husband, "you can't go climbing the Matterhorn in those Bermuda shortsand thongs."

"That's the kind of inappropriatebehaviour that made the Bushes a laughing stockin Europe," she continued. "You're 69 years old and ya ain't no Slipperman! Now, change into your AL PACINO'S forthwith. And wear the Robert De Niro rubber-soled boots that you usedfor the Grand Canyon last year - they'll give you a good, hard grip on the sides of the crevasse."

"Aw shucks, Bernice, do I have to?" grumbled the recalcitrantArkansaurus, who was beginning to wish that he'd never left the familiar comfort-zone of his rabbit ranchin Urban Flats**.

"Ya surely do, honey," his resolute spouseretorted, "or there won't be no more family reunions for you this vacation."

"Is that a threat or a promise?" the Arkan sausage rebelmuttered under his breath, just out of earshot of the formidable lady who had been voted MissHeiferlump by her classmates at Vassarin 1961***.

(*"c**t" is what Mrs B actually said)

(**Hometown of Arkansasaward winningauthor Byron Platts)

(***In that same year, she also produced a much-admired BASTURD)

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