Alabama Crab Slapper

What is Alabama Crab Slapper?


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The act of holding a girl from behind like a wheelbarrow, you then insert your penis and start slapping her ass so she goes around the room like a wheelbarrow race.

Chanda-My arms are tired from last night.

Myna-Why?

Chanda-My bf performed the Alabama Crab Slapper on me all night.

Myna-Oh I love that!

See alabama, slap, ass


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