What is Alabama Oil Pump?
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A move performed during sex that has the woman on bottom, with her ass pointing up (achieved thru laying on her shoulders on the floor, with her back against the couch for support). The man positions himself so that he can aim his wang downward and entering her, either in the ass or the vagina. The thrusting motion looks like a oil derick pumping for oil.
Seeing the oil fields as we traveled cross country reminded me to give her the Alabama Oil Pump when we stopped.
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A beach near Cooter, LA (i'm fucking serious) that, from an airplane, looks like the female reproductive system.
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a phrase refering to a girl being so hot that you blew your load just looking at her.
damn that girl looks so right she owes me a new p..
