Masturbator's Cramp

What is Masturbator's Cramp?

Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.

"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"

"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."

Morning Snake Pull

1. When I a guy masturbates first thing in the morning to start his day. Tommy does not leave his house until he has done his morning snak..

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Yumpters

1. and exaggerated form of yump. Ayee, are we about to head out? Yumpters! See yump, yes, yumpters, yumpity, fasho, fersure..

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