Masturbator's Cramp

What is Masturbator's Cramp?

Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.

"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"

"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."

Uber 1337

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Jonny Law

1. A male police officer. hillbilly slang for the police. Slow down moose, Jonny law is waiting up the road. Jonny law gave me another s..

Quite-a-couple-few

1. An unknown quantity of something. "Yo CJ, let's go to Club Six." "Mayun... I don't know, it might be quite-a..

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