Masturbator's Cramp

What is Masturbator's Cramp?

Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.

"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"

"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."

Nose-deaf

1. Inability to smell What is that smell? Is something burning? I don't smell anything. But then, I'm pretty much nose-deaf. ..

Gerjew

1. A person with a very retarded mix of races. A German a Jew. Hey you fucking GerJew go burn yourself See german, jew, mix, retarded..

Jameth

1. A big LiveJournal homosexual. Likes his cats a little TOO much and is often seen pooping in parks Jameth?! More like LAMETH am i right?..

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