Masturbator's Cramp

What is Masturbator's Cramp?

Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.

"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"

"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."

Wut Tha Shit!!??

1. -An alternative to saying "what tha fuk" or "what tha duece" "YO .......i think i just threw up a quarter!......

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Zoining

1. feels like little bugs running around in ur knee I hit my knee on the table and now it's zoining See itchy, scratchy, fuzzy, pain..

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