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When a Mexican wins the Cy Young award as the best MLB pitcher at the end of any given season.
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Wrapping a hamster (or similar rodent) in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.
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When a guy busts in a girl and squeezes her legs together to make the jizz spit out. (like an angry baby spitting up)
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