Eli Choke

What is Eli Choke?


1.

The act of letting a woman tell you how much alcohol you can drink in any given night or when a guy lets his woman tell him when it's time for bed or when to be home at night!

Steve used to be able to go for a drink after work until he committed an eli choke!

2.

When you get whipped by a girl, get married and have a kid.

Will could of had any girl he wanted and then Jada came and he fell victim to the Eli choke.


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