What is Eli Choke?
1.
The act of letting a woman tell you how much alcohol you can drink in any given night or when a guy lets his woman tell him when it's time for bed or when to be home at night!
Steve used to be able to go for a drink after work until he committed an eli choke!
2.
When you get whipped by a girl, get married and have a kid.
Will could of had any girl he wanted and then Jada came and he fell victim to the Eli choke.
Random Words:
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Phrase used when surprised. Usually used by neatos. Similiar to "Oh my gosh!" Derived from "holy crap!"
Holy moley!..