What is Alan Colmes?
1. One of two moderate Democrats on FOX news, the other being Gretta Van Sustren.
2. Hannity's biatch.
3. The Squirrely-est man alive.
1. "Hi this is Alan Colmes for Hannity & Colmes, let's see what the top headlines for "On the Record" With Gretta Van Sustren are tonight, probably something about Scott Peterson for the 359th day in a row"
2. Colmes- "Well I think--"
Hannity- "Shut the fuck up Colmes, I own this show"
3. Squirrel #1- "Man, I really love that Alan Colmes, he really shows how us Squirrels can become successes on T.V."
Squirrel #2- "Agreed"
1. Democratic voice of the show Fox News Channel show Hannity & Colmes, who really isn't much of a voice. He sits there and just get pummeled by his little douchebag, prick conservative counterpart.
2. Nutless, lack of gonads, No ballz.
Wow! That girl is beautiful, but I'm too Alan Colmes'd to talk to her.
Co-host of "Hannity and Colmes" on FOX news who claims to be a 'Liberal' while attacking other Liberals.
TED RALL, COLUMNIST AND POLITICAL CARTOONIST: There is no respect for a man who...
COLMES: So why say with all respect? Isn't that hypocritical? Because you're not showing any respect.
RALL: It's called sarcasm, Alan.
COLMES: Look, Ecclesiastes says for everything there is a season and I think there's a time. I've spent many years being critical of Reagan's policies, and I'm sure the time will come once again to debate those things.
RALL: Clearly, I mean, I'm just...
COLMES: You need to understand my question.
BOOKS by Alan Colmes: Red, White, and Liberal
Alan Colmes isn't a liberal.
One ugly bastard; a weird-looking
I'm suprised Sean Hannity (The smart and far better-looking one) and Alan Colmes haven't already killed each other, or at least been fighting and literally being at each others' throats several times.