What is Alan Shearer?
1.
Best british player to grace the face of the earth.
Its Alan Shearer on the ball....its Shearer... GOAL!
See
2.
Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)
he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.
Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!
*Newcastle relegated*
*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*
See
Random Words:
1.
Title of up-and-coming student newspaper from Rudolf Steiner School Kings Langley. It exists to serve three noble purposes:
1) To pump ..
1.
A person who rudely tries to jump on an elevator as soon as the elevator doors open without regard to the people getting off.
Dude, I a..
1.
Someone who clings to the title of vegan while still partaking in food that contains dairy, eggs and/or honey.
Steve: Um, can you eat t..
