What is Alan Shearer?
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Best british player to grace the face of the earth.
Its Alan Shearer on the ball....its Shearer... GOAL!
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Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)
he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.
Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!
*Newcastle relegated*
*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*
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