Alan Shearer

What is Alan Shearer?


1.

Best british player to grace the face of the earth.

Its Alan Shearer on the ball....its Shearer... GOAL!

See shearer, skunk, black and white, toon, toon army, magpies, magpie

2.

Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)

he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.

Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!

*Newcastle relegated*

*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*

See geordie, football


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