Alanon-itis

What is Alanon-itis?


1.

noun 1. A sickness developed within alanon groups, and it's members. It is manifested in the least intelligent and least logical members of the group. Common everyday assholes become alcoholics and addicts to the member with alanon-itis.

ALANON-ITIS

Mary: So then he totally cut in line in front of me.

Julie: Mary, honey. He's an addict. I can tell. Jimmy did that once, and, I'll bet without a doubt, he was buying liquor, and was in a hurry to get home and drink it. That's why he cut you off!!

Sally: O, Ya. You bet he was. I bet the farm he was gettin cigarettes while he was at it.

Marge: What did he look like? My 16 yr old son, Barry,

Group: ya, O,yeah What about him, yea Marge

Marge: Ya, Barry has been smoking and someone is buying them for him. If I could catch the guy I'd go straight to the cops.

Group: O my gosh.oooo Marge. Poor thing


0

Random Words:

1. a fudge fairy is a faggot that packs fudge for a living at in his spare time than delivers the fudge to your house while ur asleep after..
1. the best possible ex existing! we just broke up yesterday but honestly he's so jayesh! See priyanka 2. Some loser from Watford ..
1. the time of day when you really know you stayed up too long. person 1: oh shit... i stayed up till 3 am doing my term paper. hot femal..