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1) A fan of 30 Seconds to Mars, Tokio Hotel, and My Chemical Romance.
2) A quickie with a Japanese prostitute.
1) I'm a die hard ..
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rolling on the floor laughing while pissing in my pants
SOmeone says "his penis is so small he could drill a hole in a pencil and ..
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Saying used to explain why you're being less active or more quiet than usual.
Hot waitress at Hubbard's, "So why are you..