Alaskan Candybar

What is Alaskan Candybar?


1.

(a) A person fills their mouth with ice and lets it cool down for a minute or two. They then remove the ice and proceed to give a man a blow job.

(b) After you take a poop/shit you determine if one of the turds resembles a candy bar (it must be close in width and length to a average candy bar). You remove the turd and place it in a freezer. At some point later, you can offer it to a 'friend' and sell it off as a frozen candy bar.

This is very tricky, but the payoff is priceless.

Depending on the situation, you basically don't want to ever ask for an 'Alaskan Candybar' because you wouldn't be sure what you're going to get.

Guy: "Hey girl, would you mind hitting me up with an 'Alaskan Candybar'?"

Girl: "You're disgusting!"

Guy: "Ohh... no way sweetie, I was just looking for a B.J. not a turd candybar"

See alaska, candybar, blowjob, poop, turd sandwich, candy bar


3

Random Words:

1. Where gerbils and other small animals go to die. I'll give you a ride to the mall right after I fuck you in the pet cemetery. See..
1. an xtreme gangsta afraid of nothin that xtreme g went against all those homies last night See xtreme, g, gansta, fool, murder, in the ..
1. Shortest form of what's up? Origins of word come from the streets of Brooklyn when a HS fight in 1994 between two thugs occured, o..