What is Alaskan Lemonade?
buy a stick of pixie stick sugar
eat the sugar
pee in the empty box and put it in the freezer
next night, take the pee out, and when the girl is blowing you
POKE HER IN THE EYE BALL WITH YOUR FROZEN PEE
i was pissed at suzan, so i gave her an alaskan lemonade last night