Alaskan Pipeline

What is Alaskan Pipeline?


1.

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.

Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."

2.

alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo

alex p: hey alex, we're still going to use the alaskan pipeline i made last night, right

alex r: hell yeah we are, ALASKAN PIPELINES ROCK

3.

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

honey, you know i had thai food last night. are you still down for this alaskan pipeline?

4.

Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.

Danny gave me a fucking Alaskan Pipeline lastnight and it almost tore my asshole out.

See hot carl, chili dog, blumpkin, houdini, donkey punch

5.

A sexual act of passion where a partner takes a dump prior to the scheduled love making and freezes it for about a day. The frozen poo is then used as a dildo whenever you or your partner feel the need to spice things up.

My baby was getting so tired of the vibrator so I told her I'd give her something new to play with. She's been on the Alaskan Pipeline ever since.

See alaska, alaskan, alaskan pipeline, poop, sex, sex positions

6.

1. When your feeling a bit dangerous, you take a shit, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer. When your log is rock solid you remove it from the freezer and then proceed to fuck your old lady in the ass with it.

2. A pipeline located in Alaska

This Alaskan Pipeline is like taking a shit in reverse!

See poop, fuck, ass, dick, cincinatti bowtie, rusty trombone, lick, bj, honda, abraham lincoln, tits, fart, dirty, alabama hot pocket

7.

A sex move popularized by the Alaskans in the early 1900s. To perform this move, one must take a shit and freeze the turd. Once the turd is solid, one must insert the turd into their lover's desired point of entry.

"Hey honey, I'm really in the mood for sex, shit, and a cold temperature. Anything in mind?" "2 words. Alaskan Pipeline."

See poop, sex, cold, alaskan, pipeline, urban


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