What is Alaskan Sled Ride?
1.
A kinky act performed during sex where a man takes a crap on a women's chest and the women then takes the piece of poop to a freezer and freezes it. The next day she pulls out the frozen piece of poop and the man uses it as a dildo on the women.
Oh man last night me and my girlfriend were having sex and she wanted to try the alaskan sled ride. So I took the biggest crap all over her chest. It was so big she didn't even want me to use as a dildo in her but I did it anyways and it was awseome!
See
Random Words:
1.
invented by the royal family of Denmark in 2006 as an insurance policy against the greedy spendthrift Crown Princess Mary. The agreement..
1.
someone with a flat ass.
Maan she really does have a great set of ass pancakes, shez flat.
See ass, pancakes, flat, flat ass, no, free..