Alaskan Sled Ride

What is Alaskan Sled Ride?


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A kinky act performed during sex where a man takes a crap on a women's chest and the women then takes the piece of poop to a freezer and freezes it. The next day she pulls out the frozen piece of poop and the man uses it as a dildo on the women.

Oh man last night me and my girlfriend were having sex and she wanted to try the alaskan sled ride. So I took the biggest crap all over her chest. It was so big she didn't even want me to use as a dildo in her but I did it anyways and it was awseome!

See crap, chest, poop, refrigerator


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