What is Alaskan Tailpipe?
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Initially, a person deficates onto another's torso. Then, said feces is frozen in the family icebox. When frozen, the log of shit is then used as a dildo for the partner until it melts to it's once maleable state.
Last night I gave the wife the old alaskan tailpipe.
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Colloquial version of "kiss my ass"
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Someone who enjoys sexual relations with foliage.
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