Alaskan Tailpipe

What is Alaskan Tailpipe?


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Initially, a person deficates onto another's torso. Then, said feces is frozen in the family icebox. When frozen, the log of shit is then used as a dildo for the partner until it melts to it's once maleable state.

Last night I gave the wife the old alaskan tailpipe.

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