What is Alberta Flying Squirrel?


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When your lover is laying patiently on the bed, you set yourself onto the bed post. Then, you leap off as high as you can while stretching out your scrotum out as far and wide as possible in an effort to glide down onto her face, just like the Alberta Flying Squirrel does when leaping out from the tree branches.

Dianna and I hooked up last night, and I jumped off the top ropes like an Alberta Flying Squirrel.

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