Alcoholic Logic

What is Alcoholic Logic?


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A way of thinking when one is very drunk that involves rationalizing completely STUPID things. Often resulting in idiotic stunts and poor choice of sexual partners.

Bob: Whoa Chris are you sure you wanna sleep wit her?!

Chris: Hell yea dude! She's not that bad, if she lost about 300lbs and you squinted your eye's relly hard she looks almost like Halle Berry.

Bob: You and your fucking Alcoholic Logic!

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