What is Alcoholic Logic?
A way of thinking when one is very drunk that involves rationalizing completely STUPID things. Often resulting in idiotic stunts and poor choice of sexual partners.
Bob: Whoa Chris are you sure you wanna sleep wit her?!
Chris: Hell yea dude! She's not that bad, if she lost about 300lbs and you squinted your eye's relly hard she looks almost like Halle Berry.
Bob: You and your fucking Alcoholic Logic!