Alert The Media

What is Alert The Media?

Comment used when someone says something of utter uselessness, or that only they care about

"OMG she's like totally wearing my shirt"

"Oh no...should I alert the media?"

See who cares, whiny, stupid

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The H2o

1. Performing "The Hebrew Hammer" in a hot tub or swimming pool. (may require scuba gear) I did The H2O on her in the pool last ..

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