Alexander Technique

What is Alexander Technique?


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Indispensable therapy for all A-List celebrities. The best way to arch your shoulders back to make them look narrower (though this is not the technique's intended aim), and the breast and chest puff forward like a cockerel. You can't walk the red carpet in any other way.

Mark: That girl walks like a rooster!

Mireille: No Mark, it's just a horrible attempt at an Alexander Technique.

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