What is Alfred E. Neuman?
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Your next president.
Are you gonna vote for another weak Democrat or Republican or are you going to vote for Alfred E. Neuman? It should be the latter.
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the mascot/logo for MAD Magazine, represented by a person with freckles, buck teeth, messy brown/ginger hair big lips and a rediculous grin.
(person one)hey look, the new issue of MAD magazine
(person two) how do you know its a MAD magazine (aside from the giant title on the front cover)
(person one) because of the picture of alfred e newman
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A stupid person.
That kids a real AEN.
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