What is Alien Fingers?
noun - when an asian relaxtion therapist from a rub and tug/ happy ending is massaging your upper leg and proceeds to tickle your anal by slipping her fingers into your butt. The alien-fingered person recieves much pleasure from this. Secret suggestion can be shown with the hands by making up and down movements with your fingers like an actual alien would.
Ex - "hey mike, how was the happy ending?'
"Great man, I got alien fingers!"
"Nice, now thats a happy ending"