Alienjack

What is Alienjack?

Scary, psychotic man who is very, very good looking while being very, very temperamental.

"Oh, damn. It's Alienjack at the door. Hide! Wait, go get it. No, hide!"

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Pancake Day

1. A weird day of sorts: A day where a town of 7,000 gathers in their town square and feasts on free pancakes, watches crappy entertainment..

Queef

1. an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart. Rumor has it that Thea can queef the alphabet. 2. queef (kweef) n...

Broke As The Ten Commandments

1. Having no available cash to spend Tom: 'hey bro, you got any cash?' Mike: 'no cat, I'm broke as the ten command..

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