Alkaline Edit Meaning

1. When a guy fucks a girl in the ass and cums, then slurps it out with a straw. Dave : Hey did you hear? Lisa : What? Dave : Chad total..

1. The reaction sane people have to a really long boring story about mutual masturbation in public places along the south New Jersey coastl..

1. When people are very grumpy on Mondays because the weekend has ended. "Hello," "yes I am calling in sick today," ..