What is Alleged Homosexual Life Partner?


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May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.

May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.

Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"

Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"

Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"

Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."

See lesbian, gay, uhaul, domestic partner, lover


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