Almost Skateboards

What is Almost Skateboards?

A skateboarding company featuring:

Ryan Sheckler (The youngest pro)

Daewon Song

Rodney Mullen

and more

Almost is a pretty cool skateboard company.

Tardmonger

1. a pompous imbicile; buffoon Dude i hate her, shes such a...a...a...TARDMONGER See jerk, idiot, retard, jerksauce..

Ass Cleft

1. the little tilt inward on the top of one's asshole, not to be confused with the grundle, this tight skin must be broken for full an..

Nigger-fingered

1. when one has to dig in an ashtray looking for the screen from your pipe, and you get ash all over your finger. hence nigger-fingered. s..

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