Alonso

What is Alonso?


1.

A north american, usually mexican, video game obsessed child. Also is a naive child who doesn't know what a hard drive is. Also known to love sony own 3 playstation 3s and 4 PSPs.

Dude: I need a PS3

Dudette: There must be an alonso on our street that we can steal one from

See alonso, mexican

2.

A computer genius that often is used as tech support. He also comonly knows tons about Nintendo and detests Sony. He's commonly from South America.

Phil: Goddamn it I can't (do something with my computer or somthing to do with Nintendo)

Chuck: Call Alonso, Dude

See nintendo, alonso, computer, computers

3.

Fernando alonso is a spanish formula 1 driver and is a complete prick he only does well with a good team behind him, also he is a cheat and only thinks of himself which is good in a way but not when you work in a team

I am watching the grand prix this weekend i hope alonso crashes and loses badley

See fernando, alonso, twat, prick, cunt, cheat, bastard


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