What is Alpen?
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Alpen is the brand name of a muesli cereal that includes wheat, raisins, hazelnuts, almonds, and oats, manufactured by the Weetabix cereal company of Kettering, Northamptonshire, England.
I'm hungry, I'm just gonna go grab some alpen.
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