What is Alterbate?
1.
1.a retarded spelling of alternate in html with hillarious results
2.what normal(well normal enough)people do when their hiding in the back of their closets with HTML manuals.
1. Wow ur retard. Its not alterbate, its alternate. Shit your stupid.
2. Dont try to hide the unnavoidable fact that you like to alterbate in the closet to HTML manuals every tuesday night.
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2.
using the opposite hand to which you would regularly masturbate with
i felt like something different today, so i used my left hand to alterbate
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