Alternabro

What is Alternabro?

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An individual who closely inhabits the gray area between being a bro (i.e. Anheuser-Busch and Coors loyalists) and being a metro(i.e. men who watch Sex In The City). He is often spotted in the wild with semi-fashionable clothing from H&M or Urban Outfitters, but lacks more pseudo style and grace (and superfluousness) of the scenestersect.

Of course that alternabro ended up with the asian Dashboard girl, who could deny his blazer and t-shirt combo?

See scenester, bro, bro ho, metro, metrosexual, scene, emo
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